Christmas quiz 2015

Well here it is this year’s quiz

You may cheat -if you want to

You may Google – if you wish

Or you may just look at the answers by highlighting over the square brackets

So ready – here we go


  1. How many packs of cards are needed for a game of Canasta? [Two]
  2. Which soap has one of the pub “The Malt Shovel?” [Emmerdale]
  3. What is the lowest weight in boxing? [Light featherweight]
  4. Who was Sonny’s singing partner? [Cher]
  5. Where would you find the Mount of the Moon and the Girdle of Venus? [Palm of your hand]
  6. What was Al Capone’s first name? [Alphonse]
  7. Where would you most likely to use the inventions of Kenneth Wood? [Kitchen]
  8. In darts what is the lowest score from three different trebles? [18]
  9. Who wrote “A Brief History of Time”? [Stephen Hawking]
  10. Smee was the boson who was the Pirate? [Captain Hook]
  11. What is dried in an Oast House? [Hops]
  12. Which Pub sells Newton & Ridley? [Rovers Return]
  13. What is a group of porpoises called? [School]
  14. What colour did all lupins used to be? [Blue]
  15. What is a young badger called? [Cub]
  16. Which city was built on seven hills? [Rome]
  17. What is a painted lady? [Butterfly]
  18. What is “mal de mer”? [Sea sickness]
  19. Who is Bruce Wayne? [Batman]
  20. What is Ozzy Ozbourne’s first name? [John]
  21. What do the letters RAM stand for? [Random Access Memory]
  22. What does a man do on two legs a woman do sitting down and a dog on three legs (keep it clean) [shake hands]
  23. When was the first appendix operation performed? [1885]
  24. What was Elvis’s first film? [Love me Tender]
  25. What does an Arab Horse have less of than any other horse? [One vertebra less]
  26. Who was the only English pope? [Nicholas Breakspear Pope Adrian IV]
  27. What colour is the ribbon of the Victoria Cross [Purple]
  28. Which days did the Boomtown Rats not like? [Mondays]
  29. What does beer contain which ale traditionally did not? [Hops]
  30. Name three African countries beginning with Z [Zambia, Zimbabwe, Zaire]

Well we’ve been hammered with all the Poppy day propaganda (although not much from the Poppy day organisation [wasn’t it once the Haige Fund?]) wonderful pictures which could be called “Click Bait” (a method of gaining thousands of “Likes” and “Shares” so the site is more appealing to advertisers therefore a money spinner and not always for the benefit of others) They say it is in aid of the British service personnel but what about the millions of civilians killed, maimed, made homeless because of war? Looking at the news it would appear that we have no time for them at all. We make up stories about the grand houses and cars the refugees are given the vast amount of money they are given and all the jobs they are taking. In our heart of hearts we know that this is all poppycock and not true. However the old saying is coming to pass “give a dog a bad name – then kick him”

And so next is Christmas the second most important season of the Christian calendar. All will be self-righteous and pontificating about how Christmas is for the kids, how much they spend on presents, how drunk they plan to get, some will even to calling it “Winterville” or “Wintertide” in order to be “politically correct” what tosh! Christmas has become the time for businesses to make a mint and to fleece the citizens of every last penny. Over Christmas I wonder how many will even step inside a church and say – even quietly under their breath – Happy Birthday Jesus.


The bells of waiting Advent ring,

The tortoise stove is lit again

And lamp-oil light across the night

Has caught the streaks of winter rain

In many a stained glass window sheen

From Crimson Lake to Hookers Green

The holly in the windy hedge

And round the Manor House the yew

Will soon be stripped to deck the ledge

The altar, font and arch and pew

So that villagers can say

“The church looks nice” on Christmas Day

Provincial public houses blaze

And Corporation tramcars clang,

On lighted tenements I gaze

Where paper decorations hang,

And bunting in the red Town Hall

Says “Merry Christmas to You All”

And girls in slacks remember Dad

And Oafish louts remember Mum,

And sleepless children’s hearts are glad

And Christmas-Morning bells say “Come”

Even to shining ones who dwell

Safe in the Dorchester Hotel

And is it true? And is it true

This most tremendous tale of all,

Seen in a stained-glass window’s hue

A Baby in an ox’s stall?

The maker of the stars and sea

Became a Child on earth for me?

And is it true? For if it is,

No loving fingers tying strings

Around the tissued fripperies

The sweet and silly Christmas things,

Bath salts and inexpensive scent

And hideous tie so kindly meant

No love that in a family dwells,

No carolling in frosty air,

Nor all the steeple shaking bells

Can with this simple truth compare —

That God was Man in Palestine

And lives today in Bread and Wine

John Betjeman.

Happy Christmas everyone

Our Cruise around the Med

Saturday 12th September 2015

Southamption  At Sea


The Azura

 The beginning of our adventure

After a rather disappointing breakfast at the Southampton Holiday Inn we made our way to the Mayflower Terminal to be told that the ship had arrived late and the luggage would not be loaded until 11:00.

So we waited in the pay and display car park (£3 for 2 hours minimum) for 3/4 hour when suddenly we moved and the luggage was unloaded the car was driven away and we went for the boarding routine.

Check in, photos taken, cards issued, through security and on to the ship.

The cabin is very nice and comfortable.


Our Cabin

Azura (3)

Our Cabin (the other way)

We had lunch in the self service restaurant (Venezia) and the choice available was surprising and very good. I had a small fish salad and Margaret had a ham and egg salad.

Later we were treated to a display by the Red Arrows (they were really there for the Boat Show.)

That was followed by the boat drill when we all had to assemble at our assembly point with our life jackets and we were taught how to put them on.

We went to the same restaurant for our dinner and again I had a salad with smoked salmon and potted shrimps (very good) and I followed that with some cheese and biscuits. I also enjoyed a glass of Merlot. Maggie had roast beef and when she saw that I had the shrimps she also had to have them.

Later we went to the welcome aboard show and I must say that it was far better than I expected it to be.

Sunday 13th September 2015

At Sea

big screen

Big Screen

Nice lazy day Sea a little lumpy but it is the Bay of Biscay so what can we expect?

Met some interesting people at breakfast and lunch.

Breakfast was very good with a wide variety of eggs bacon sausage etc. plus the contential breakfast.

Lunch was again a very mixed menu of fish, salads, meat etc. all to a high standard.

Saw the film “The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel”, booked some trips and generally slobbed.

The weather was very bad with the rough seas making walking difficult, sleeping wasn’t easy either.

We went to see an Elton John lookalike but he wasn’t available so there was a comedian “Lloyd Davies” instead. He was quite good.

The Atrium

The Atrium

Dance in the Atrium

Dance in the Atrium

Elsie and Fred at bedtime

Elsie and Fred at bedtime

Monday 14th September 2105

Vigo – Spain

Arrive morning Depart afternoontitle

Spain’s busiest fishing port, Vigo sits on the rugged west coast of the province of Galicia. Over the centuries, this charming town and its resilient residents have been the target for many naval attacks including a couple from Sir Francis Drake.

In these more peaceful days, you will still find the best view of Vigo is from the fort (Castillo del Castro) built to defend it from the hill overlooking the harbour. From here, your Vigo cruise tour will lead you through the steep, narrow streets of the atmospheric old town (Barrio del Berbes) to see (and smell…) the daily fish market.

Try one of the oysters which are fresh from beds in Vigos ‘ria’ – one of the sunken sea-filled valleys for which Galicias coastline is renowned. And our Vigo cruises are also a chance to visit nearby Santiago de Compostela, the subject of pilgrimages since the Middle Ages.

Rain at the start of the day and because of the atrocious weather we docked 1/2 hour late.

We had our usual breakfast (then I discovered the kippers!!) And off we went for our trip “Leisurely Vigo Views“ which started in rain but this soon left leaving glorious sunshine all around. The trip was very relaxed and took in a panoramic view of the harbour a visit to a large mansion with beautiful gardens. The trip ended at a large hotel providing a light lunch and wine and tea or coffee.


Winding your way through the city the coach took us up to LA Guia Hill with panoramic views over the Galician countryside and down by the bay with its many mussel farms.

We continued through the city by Plaza de Espana and Plaza de America with their statues including the fishermen and the statue of the Wild Horses

Went to the 17th century Castrelos Park and the French style gardens

We stopped at the 19th Century Pazo Los Escudos for refreshments of Spanish Tapas and 2ine and coffee and tea.

We returned to the ship and did a little more exploring around the ship to slob around for the afternoon

Went to the Manhattan Bar in the evening to see a Neil Diamond lookalike he was very good after he settled down

Wild Horses

Wild Horses


French Garden

Church on the top of the Hill

Church on the top of the Hill


Looking over the Bay


Pazo Los Escudos


Pazo Los Escudos


Maggie on the dock of the Bay

Tuesday 15th September 2015

Lisbon – Portugal


Some of the best views of the Portuguese capital come as your ship cruises along the Tagus River. You pass the Belem Tower and the impressive Monument to the Discoveries with its statue of Henry the Navigator before arriving at the Lisbon cruise terminal.

Although small for a European capital, this city does sprawl a little so you would do best to concentrate on three districts – Baixa, Bairro Alto and Alfama, each with its own distinctive style, making Lisbon cruises a must see.

Baixa has busy streets of inviting shops, cafés and restaurants while Alfama is the atmospheric old town with narrow cobblestone streets, medieval and Moorish-style buildings, wrought-iron balconies with trailing flowers and a mix of small shops and bars.  Bairro Alto is another historic district with narrow streets and is a steep climb from Baixa so look out for the 100-year-old lift (Elevador do Carmo) near Rossio Square. With such a variety of destinations to explore, cruises to Lisbon bring to your holiday a balance of both modern and historical grounds.

Arrive early morning Depart afternoon

Overcast start to the day with a little drizzle at first.

After a good breakfast we went ashore ( that’s ship talk for getting of the ship there’s another one “disembark” means the same thing) and joined our coach No 5 for our “Leisurely Coach and River Trip”


Coach guide pointed out landmarks such as Pombai Square, Liberty Avenue, Black Horse Square Nd Rossio but because of the traffic we couldn’t see much.


Not really impressed with the trip as the coach couldn’t stop much for the photographs because of the busy traffic although we did get some nice ones through the coach windows.


Maggie wanted to see Doulphins

We were advised to avoid the bar area because we would not be able to hear the commentary so we avoided that deck altogether. Still couldn’t hear it! There were some nice views and photographs taken which we can ‘Google’ when we get home.


Belem Tower

Saw the show “When Swing Was King” in the main theatre and really enjoyed it.


Flowers everywhere

Wednesday 16th September2015

Gibraltar – Gibraltar


Britons love cruising to ‘home from home’ Mediterranean cruise port Gibraltar – and not just because it has some excellent pubs and tax free shops (good buys include glassware, china, leather goods, alcohol, perfume, silk and cashmere garments).

Gibraltar also offers wonderful views of the Bay of Gibraltar and the Moroccan mountains from the Rock Restaurant, served by cable car from the Grand Parade.

Birdwatchers can spot more than 230 species and there are clearly marked nature trails you can follow to discover the country’s flora and fauna.

The most famous ‘fauna’ of course, are Gibraltar’s Barbary apes – get off the cable car at the halfway station to see these, then proceed to the top and hire an audio tape charting the Rock’s fascinating history.

Alternatively spend a day at the beach – Catalan Bay is the prettiest, with its colourful fishing boats and excellent seafood restaurants.

Arrive morning Depart early afternoon

Arrived safely in Gibraltar but decided not to go ashore after our experience before. So we sat and let the world go by.


The other side of the Rock


Letting the world go by


Well the Military are still working

Spent the day onboard the ship simply relaxing

We saw the film “The theory of everything” before lunch

They had a great “sail away “party as we left Gibraltar with everyone given a flag to wave songs and dancing

In the evening we went to the Playhouse and saw Ben Makisi an opera singer. He was brilliant and his version of “Bring him home” was far superior to Alfie Boe.

Thursday 17th September 2015

At Sea

at sea

Going for a haircut at the spa. I need it.

Film in the playhouse “A Royal Night Out” Very good funny film – if only it was true.

Had dinner in the Meridian Restaurant with my best bib and bow very, very good had prawn cocktail followed by lamb shank with the cheeseboard to follow.

Jolly good day.

sea day

Lovely day

Friday 18th September 2015

Villefranche – France


The steeply terraced streets of this pretty centuries-old fishing village set against a densely wooded backdrop create a delightfully timeless picture. Despite its increasing popularity with tourists, Villefranche remains a small, relatively uncrowded resort with plenty of Gallic charm.

The centre is just behind Villefranche cruise terminal, across the road and up a series of steps.  Along a maze of narrow cobbled streets, you will find chic boutiques and a choice of both cheap and expensive cafés and restaurants. Alternatively, walk along the seafront to a long narrow beach which curls around the bay. Up some steps is the way to the neighbouring, almost Victorian-style resort of Beaulieu-sur-Mer.

Villefranche is a convenient base from which to explore the French Riviera and Cote dAzur and the medieval villages of Eze and St Paul-de-Vence.


Quite an experience – to get on land we had to use the lifeboats.  Margaret didn’t’ t enjoy it much as it did rock a bit but the trip (Riviera Panorama) was very enjoyable and the scenery was breath-taking. We had a couple of stops to have a quick look around.


More Flowers


View from a Bridge


Beach at Monti


In a Garden


Unusual Flowers


Relaxing Day

We returned to the ship at about 14:00 and had some lunch and slept most of the remainder of the afternoon. All this gallivanting is so tiring.


Hawaiian Themed Dinner

Decided to have dinner in the Meridian Restaurant as we didn’t fancy dining outside in “smoker’s alley” pleased we did as I had duck and Maggie had chicken

Thinking about trying the Peninsula Restaurant tomorrow for breakfast I wonder if there is Eggs Royal or Eggs Benedict?

Saturday 19th September 2015

La Spezia – Italyla spz

Tucked into the Ligurian coastline between Genoa and Pisa, is the pretty town of La Spezia – one of Italy’s most important military and commercial harbours. But it’s not this that attracts so many. La Spezia is the gateway to the UNESCO World Heritage Site called Cinque Terre – a collection of five coastal villages perched on the coastline. Monterosso al Marc is famous for its beaches. Vernazza is a charming fishing port decorated with colourful buildings. Cornigilia is perched high above sea level with painted houses clinging to the cliff face. Peaceful Manarolais is modern in comparison and boasts a rocky cove. While Riomaggiore is a pretty town with attractive tall houses marching up the hillside.

Back in La Spezia itself you’ll find a number of churches and museums. There’s the 13th century Our Lady of Assumption church, housing a surprising collection of art, and the civic museum in the Castle of San Giorgio is just one of seven museums in the town.

Arrive early morning Depart early evening

We had breakfast in the Peninsula Restaurant where I had poached eggs on toast while Maggie had scrambled eggs and bacon and sausage cooked to order so not been hanging about for ages. Really good

Well we didn’t go to La Spezia but instead we went to Livorno Not a pretty port but a short shuttle bus ride of 15 minutes took us to the town. Very Italian town. We saw a Cathedral dedicated to St Catherine and then on to a small church dedicated to Our Lady.

La Spezia0002

Crib in the Cathedral

Afterwards we stumbled upon a huge market with very good and cheap fruit and vegetables and also other goods. We spent a little time at a cafe people watching

Tonight we intend to eat in the Meridian Restaurant and later see what entertainment there is.

Saw the “Flyrights” a close harmony group

Sunday 20th September 2015

19 May 2015


Civitavecchia – Italy

Arrive early morning Depart early evening

Standing in the Colosseum, visiting Vatican City and tossing a coin in the Trevi Fountain are all unique experiences of a lifetime to be had in the Eternal City of Rome, reached from your Italian cruise port Civitavecchia.

Rome’s breath-taking monuments, palaces, churches and classical features are quite unlike anything you will find in any other European city. They will always leave you wanting to come back for more – hence the coin-tossing, which is said to guarantee your return.

The city’s other must-sees include the Spanish Steps, the Pantheon (probably the most complete ancient Roman building in the city) and the Sistine Chapel, home to Michelangelo’s masterpieces.

While steeped in history, Rome is also a modern, bustling city with designer shops and chic boutiques at every turn. Reasonably priced department stores selling all the latest fashions can be found in the many pedestrianised shopping streets, while restaurants and cafés spill out onto piazzas offering authentic Italian dishes and sensational ice cream.

Because the majority of things we wanted to see in Rome were closed

We cancelled our trip and instead we took the shuttle bus into the town.

Visited the cathedral and walked to the seafront enjoying a coffee on the way. Nice relaxed 3 hour visit


Maggie enjoying her paddle

In the evening we saw “Byron Johnston” a guitarist Brilliant and exceeded the performance levels of the shows so far.

Monday 21st September 2015

Ajaccio – Corsica

Arrive morning Depart afternoon


Napoleon was born here and, if you did not know that before, it would only take a few minutes after cruising into Ajaccio to cotton on as ‘Boneys’ name and likeness is everywhere.

The main shopping street is called

and the wide tree-lined boulevards, parks and large squares in this newer part of town feature many statues of the great man, notably in the main square (ironically called General de Gaulle). The Old Town between the port and the imposing citadel on the cliff above boasts Napoleons House and the cathedral where he was baptised

The main marketplace is right by the port and here you’ll find lots of local craft goods and endless Napoleonic souvenirs. Nestling in the Bay of Ajaccio, halfway down the islands west coast, Ajaccio is an excellent base from which to explore Corsica and discover why it is called the ‘Scented Isle’ (because of the sweet aromas from the mountainside marquis vegetation).

I had my Eggs Benedict for breakfast really good.

We decided to stay onboard as the powers that be decreed that we couldn’t tie up alongside the harbour so to get ashore we would have to use the tender which Maggie is a bit nervous about. So we had a relaxing day on the ship and attended the Sail Away Party which was fun.

Tonight we are going to see the show featuring the songs from the musicals.

cors bay

The Bay

sail away

Sail Away Party

Tuesday 22nd September 2015

At Sea

sea day

Azura (10) Azura (7) Azura (9)

Slobbing about, relaxing all day before the formal evening

Wednesday 23rd September 2015

Cadiz – Spain


Sunrise over Cadiz

You cruise right into the heart of historic Cadiz as immediately across the busy Avenida del Puerto from the Spanish port is the main square and shopping area. From there, it is easy to find your own way around this compact city. Behind is the 18th century cathedral (El Nueva) and the view from the top is worth the long climb up its internal stairs.

The narrow streets of the old town below are lined by tall Moorish-style houses with flower-decked balconies mixed in amongst some small shops and tapas bars. Cadiz dates back to the 12th century BC so is the oldest continuously inhabited city in the western world but sultry Seville has long since outgrown its neighbour.

La Giralda (the bell-tower next to its Gothic cathedral), is in Sevilles historic Jewish quarter which also has the whitewashed houses and exquisitely coloured bougainvillea that everyone associates with this lovely city.

 Arrive morning Depart early evening


We went by coach through Medina Sidonia saw loads of bulls bread for fighting, olive groves and vineyards

We had a stop for refreshments and free time in Went on a trip “Andalusia Drive” not bad. A chance to see some of the scenery around Cadiz however it turned out to be a bit of a history lesson and I wouldn’t recommend it. If I return to Cadiz I think I would be inclined to taking the “Hop on Hop off Bus. Followed by a mooch around Conil de LA Frontera. Maggie had an ice cream strawberry and mango and it fell off but she didn’t cry

Went up on the deck 15 to the final“ Sail Away Party” which was very good

After dinner went to the Playhouse to see Byron Johnstone again but with a different show. This time instead of classical it was guitar rock and roll legends. Excellent!!⚓

Thursday 24th September 2015

 sea day

Arrangements made for disembarkation (getting off the ship) on Saturday – cases outside the cabin the night before, vacate the cabin by 0800 and leave the ship at 10:30.

Filled in questionnaire about cruise for what it’s worth

Had to have breakfast at the smash and grab (Venezia) because we were too late for the Peninsula Restaurant who finish breakfast at 0900.

We will have lunch at the smash and grab with a formal dinner at the Meridian Restaurant this evening followed by the Headliners show “Reel to Reel”

Packing tomorrow 😦

Black tie again tonight

Friday 25th September 2015

At sea

at sea

Lazy day today we ate at the smash and grab as the rich food of yesterday was starting to play me up a little so I ate simply.

The bags are packed and collected clocks put back

Alarm set for 6:00

We leave the cabin by 0800 have breakfast and leave the ship about 10 30

Wonderful experience I really hope to do it again

Saturday 26th September 2015


South Sun

Sunrise over Southamption

Back to Southampton safe and sound after an excellent holiday seeing new sights and meeting new people some nice some not so nice but then that’s people.

Our luggage was taken last night and we have had an early breakfast so now we are waiting for our 10:30 call to disembark the Azura. Then, all being well, it’s off to Burnham on sea and with a bit of luck I will complete this diary and be able to publish this as a blog.

Very efficient disembarkment

News and Journalism

So a 23 year old girl takes off her top in a “holy” mountain and gets a £850.00 fine and a short jail sentence. Major news which lasts for days on radio and TV discussed endlessly on radio. Obviously there’s not much wrong in the world for this to warrant so much publicity. I suppose the lady in question will now achieve the status of celebrity with all the trappings associated with it. Thoughts of Erica Rowe come to mind) TV interviews, Big Brother, shop openings, fete openings etc. all for becoming a public nuisance. Stupid child should grow up and learn respect for others especially when in other countries where believe it or not she is representing the English just as other countries are judged by us when their citizens visit us.

I was on a weekend break to Paris some years ago and we decided to visit the Notre Dame cathedral where we were amazed to see a large number of “oriental” tourists climbing over the barriers and pews shouting to each other disturbing the peace and tranquillity of that beautiful place just to get a better photograph of each other in front of the main altar. My opinion of any “oriental” tourist with a camera was very low for a very long time. It was sheer disrespect. BUT did it make the news for days on end? No those were the days of proper reporting not of finding an insignificant “story” blowing it up out of all proportion and then milking it dry then repeating it over and over again.

I used to frequent a pub which was also used by a number of reporters, some freelance some committed to one newspaper or other. Two of them made a good living by taking a short story and investigating it properly then selling it back to the same paper for a large fee. I was also in the pub one evening when another reporter said to me as he ordered me a pint “what do you think of this tale about … I then gave him my opinion. The following morning that story was written with a sentence at the end “A spokesman said…” and there were the very words had said in the pub the night before. All for a pint oh! I do sell my words cheaply!

My opinion – LAZY JOURNALISM!!

Old man rambling

Not So Difficult Christmas Quiz the first one was a little too difficult try this one

Some are easy and others are easier.

  1. In which city did Roger Bannister run the first sub-four-minute mile in 1954? Oxford
  2. Which large animal kills more people than any other animal in Africa? Hippopotamus
  3. Which country do swallows migrate to when they leave Britain for the winter? South Africa
  4. In fashion, what do the initials DKNY stand for? Donna Karan New York
  5. Occurring twice yearly, what name is given to a day consisting of twelve hours of daylight and twelve hours of darkness? Equinox
  6. How many X chromosomes do women have? Two
  7. Which city is the largest port in Germany? Hamburg
  8. Which country is the natural habitat of the emu? Australia
  9. Where in the world does the Up Helly Aa Fire Festival take place, which culminates in the burning of a Viking long ship? Lerwick, Shetland, Scotland
  10. Which American film and television actress is best known for her role as Jennifer Hart in the 1980s television series Hart to Hart Stefanie Powers
  11. In 1872, which country played England in the first ever international game of football? Scotland
  12. Who married comedian Les Dennis in 1995? Amanda Holden
  13. Claire Richards was the lead singer in which dance-pop group? Steps
  14. Who became First Minister of Scotland after Alex Salmond’s resignation? Nicola Sturgeon
  15. Which Irish novelist was personal assistant of actor Henry Irving and business manager of the Lyceum Theatre in London? Bram Stoker
  16. Which singer starred in the televison documentary From Riches to Rags? Lily Allen (now Cooper)
  17. Who said: “The history of the world is but the biography of great men.”? Thomas Carlyle
  18. How many hurdles are there in a 400 metres hurdles race? Ten
  19. In 1811, nearly a quarter of all the women in Britain were called what name? Mary
  20. Which Portuguese-born navigator was the first European to cross the Pacific Ocean? Ferdinand Magellan
  21. Which historical figure is widely regarded as the greatest of all the Anglo-Saxon scholars? The Venerable Bede
  22. What disease killed thousands of people in Glasgow in 1832? Cholera
  23. Which killer was also known as ‘The Whitechapel Murderer’? Jack the Ripper
  24. In which year was the Wall Street Crash? 1929
  25. The Battle of Balaclava is a famous battle in which war? The Crimean
  26. In which French city was Joan of Arc put to death? Rouen
  27. Who was the last British monarch of the House of Hanover? Queen Victoria
  28. In which century was The Black Death? Fourteenth
  29. Which American outlaw was the most famous member of the James-Younger Gang? Jesse James
  30. In which country was Boxing Day renamed Day of Goodwill in 1994? South Africa
  31. Who served up figgy pudding in Charles Dickens’s ‘A Christmas Carol’? Mrs Cratchit
  32. Father Christmas is known as Pai Natal in which European country? Portugal
  33. Mummer’s Day is an ancient midwinter celebration in which English county? Cornwall
  34. Which band had a Christmas number one in 2009 with ‘Killing in the Name’? Rage Against The Machine
  35. Who is the servant of Cinderella’s father and also Cinderella’s friend? Buttons
  36. Which mathematician was born on Boxing Day in 1791? Charles Babbage
  37. Which country traditionally gives London’s Trafalgar Square Christmas tree? Norway
  38. Who had a Christmas hit with the song ‘Skyscraper’ in 2013? Sam Bailey
  39. In literature, which fictional character said it is ‘always Winter, but never Christmas’? Mr. Tumnus (The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)
  40. The Christmas favourite of ‘Piggies in Blankets’ is chipolata sausages wrapped in what? Bacon
  41. Which of Santa’s reindeer shares its name with a mythical god of love? Cupid
  42. In the Christmas carol, which town is known as Royal David’s City? Bethlehem
  43. At which of her homes does the Queen traditionally spend Christmas? Sandringham
  44. Which alcoholic ingredient is used in a Snowball cocktail? Advocaat
  45. In the rhyme Christmas is coming, who is getting fat? The goose
  46. Feliz Navidad is Happy Christmas in which language? Spanish
  47. How many Lords-a-leaping are there in ‘The 12 Days of Christmas’? 10
  48. In cockney rhyming slang what are ‘eyes’ called? Mince pies
  49. What was Mr Bean searching for when he got his head stuck in a turkey? His wrist watch
  50. Which monarch was crowned on Christmas Day in Westminster Abbey? William I

Bern’s Christmas Quiz 2014


Here it is chaps are you ready get set GO


  1. Which American state is nearest to the former Soviet Union? Alaska
  2. What state does Sarah Palin represent as its governor? Alaska
  3. What U.S. state did Barack Obama become senator of in 2005? Illinois
  4. If eating Cambridge No 5s, Wellands or Bedford Winter Harvests what would you be eating? Brussel Sprouts
  5. In which year did Royal Mail introduce self adhesive stamps? 2001
  6. In a standard set of playing cards which is the only king without a moustache?
    The king of hearts
  7. What is the speed limit on a German motorway? There is no limit
  8. Which fruit contains the most calories? Avocado
  9. What does a somnambulist do? Sleepwalks
  10. How old was the title character in the novel Lolita? 12
  11. What numeric term describes perfect eyesight and a form of cricket? 20/20
  12. What does the word `pop` refer to in Pop Goes the Weasel?
    To pawn (weasel was a shoemakers tool)
  13. In heraldry, what colour is gules? Red
  14. How many lions are depicted on the royal standard?
    Seven (one represents Scotland)
  15. On what occasions would the royal standard be flown at half mast?
    Never, because on the passing of a monarch, his or her descendant immediately accedes to the throne.
  16. Energy firm British Gas is owned by which company? Centrica
  17. In the game Cluedo, which room can be accessed via the secret passageway from the Study? The kitchen
  18. Which three fruits are combined to make the drink Vimto?
    Grape, blackcurrant and raspberry
  19. According the Bible how many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?
    None (Noah did)
  20. In the Wild West, how was Henry McCarty better known? Billy The Kid
  21. Who did Ted Turner, the media tycoon, marry in 1991? Jane Fonda
  22. Which ‘Artist’ had the first UK number one in the UK in the year 2000? Bob the Builder, “Can We Fix It?”
  23. Which Holiday movie favourite featured a character called Kevin McCallister? Home Alone
  24. Robert L May created which popular Christmas character in 1939? Rudolph 
  25. On Christmas day in 2000, which country officially established a new National Anthem? Russia (Vladimir Putin signed the treaty which uses parts of the Soviet Union anthem)
  26. Who wrote the poem ‘Twas the night before Christmas also called “A Visit from St. Nicholas” in 1822? Clement Clarke Moore
  27. Which saint’s day is also known as Boxing Day? St Stephen.
  28. True or False? The German’s made the first artificial Christmas tree out of Goose feathers? True
  29. True or False? The word mistletoe comes from the Gaelic words for kissing girl plant? False (It comes from the Anglo Saxon word for little Dung twig)
  30. Which comedy star plays the title character in the film Elf? Will Ferrel
  31. Which ancient relic was stolen by Scottish Activists from Westminster Abbey and returned to Scotland on Christmas day in 1950? Stone of Scone (Aka the Stone of Destiny of Coronation Stone)
  32. Who wrote the poem ‘If’? Rudyard Kipling
  33. At the end of the novel ‘The Day of the Triffids’, on what island do the two sighted protagonists Bill Masen and Josella Payton eventually find refuge? Isle of Wight
  34. Which region in the Pacific Ocean is also the name of a character in the ‘Dr. Doolittle’ stories? Polynesia (the parrot)
  35. Which French artist, born in 1834 was best known for his paintings of ballet dancers? Edgar Degas
  36. Shakespeare’s ‘Hamlet’ was the Prince of which country? Denmark
  37. Which artist is famous for his statue ‘The Thinker’? Auguste Rodin
  38. Which British artist achieved notoriety in 1976 after confessing to faking old masters? Tom Keating
  39. Who was the author of ‘Pygmalion’? George Bernard Shaw
  40. Franz Hals painted his most famous work in 1624; what was it called? The Laughing Cavalier
  41. Who was the pilot hero of Captain W.E. Johns stories? Biggles
  42. Which Scottish golfer (aka Mrs Doubtfire) has won a record eight European Tour Order of Merit titles, including a streak of seven consecutively from 1993 to 1999? Colin Montgomerie
  43. Who was the third President of the USA, following on from George Washington and John Adams was also famed for his numerous inventions? Thomas Jefferson
  44. In which town is the cartoon series ‘The Simpsons’ based around? Springfield (Oregon)
  45. Since 1934, the annual Golf Masters tournament is the only major played each year at the same course. Name the course? Augusta National Golf Club
  46. What is the often used name of the political protest of throwing a beverage into a harbour in December 1773? The Boston Tea Party
  47. Name of the world’s busiest passenger sea port? Dover
  48. Which American actor, who sadly passed on October 31st 1993 at the age of 23, was the older brother of Rain, Joaquin, Summer & Liberty? River Phoenix
  49. What was the name of the German Chancellor, the primary force behind the unification of Germany 1871, who also had a famous battleship named after him? Otto von Bismarck
  50. A Stephen King 1975 horror fiction novel which involves a writer (named Ben Mears) who returns to the town where he lived as a boy, to discover that the residents are all becoming vampires? Salem’s Lot
  51. What country produces Efes beer? Turkey
  52. What are the two main colours of Blackburn Rovers home football kit? Blue and white
  53. Who played detective Peter Boyd in the BBC drama series Waking The Dead? Trevor Eve
  54. What does a dendrologist study? Trees
  55. Which TV show featured DS Jane Penhaligon? Cracker
  56. What was Ellie Goulding’s debut album called? Lights
  57. What is Germany’s blutwurst known as in the UK?Black pudding
  58. What was the last James Bond film to star Pierce Brosnan? Die Another Day
  59. Name the four British prime minister who where bachelors while in office. Spencer Compton, Pitt the Younger, Arthur Balfour, Edward Heath
  60. Name the four Pevensie children in the Chronicles of Narnia books. Peter, Susan, Edmund, Lucy
  61. In which four films did Humphrey Bogart and Lauran Bacall co-star? To have and have not, The big sleep, dark passage, Key largo
  62. What are the legendary four rivers in the Garden of Eden? Pishon, Gihon, Tigris, Euphrates.
  63. What are the first four elements on the periodic table? Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Berylium
  64. Which four US Presidents died of natural causes while in office? William Henry Harrison, Zachary Taylor, Warren G Harding, FD Roosevelt
  65. As of 2013 who are the only four women nominated for a Best Director Oscar? Lina Wertmuller, Jane Campion, Sophia Coppola, Kathleen Bigelow.
  66. Which four events make up tennis’ Grand Slam? Australian Open, French Open, Wimbledon, US Open
  67. Apart from London, which four other British town or cities have hosted the Eurovision Song Contest? Edinburgh (1972), Brighton (1974), Harrogate (1982), Birmingham (1998).
  68. Which four historical figures have appeared on the back of the English £20 note? William Shakespeare, Michael Faraday, Edward Elgar, Adam Smith
  69. A UK Number 1 for Diana Ross in March 1986 written by the Bee Gees? Chain Reaction
  70. Who won an Academy Award for best supporting actor for “The Fighter”? Christian Bale
  71. An idiom meaning” a no win situation” came from which novel by Joseph Heller? Catch 22
  72. What is the most southerly tip of Britain called? Lizard Point
  73. What is London’s oldest gentleman’s club founded in 1693? Whites
  74. Tufted, Ruddy and Mandarin are types of which bird species? Duck
  75. Lapsong souchong is a type of what? Tea
  76. Who created the character of Bridget Jones? Helen Fielding
  77. Which 1949 British film featured the character of Harry Lime? The Third Man
  78. In which fictional county would you have found DCI Tom Barnaby? Midsomer
  79. What is the name of the drummer with Showaddywaddy? Romeo Challenger
  80. The body of which monarch has been found beneath a car park in Leicester City Centre? King Richard III
  81. Which board game is also known as “Reversi”? Othello
  82. Which David Essex hit was co-written by Mike Batt & Tim Rice? Winter’s Tale
  83. Which mammal does the term “Soricidae” refer to? Shrew
  84. Pound, cup and foot are all types of what? Measure
  85. Lee Harvey Oswald shot John F Kennedy, but who shot him? Jack Ruby
  86. In which year was John Lennon assassinated? 1980
  87. Who stabbed Jean-Paul Marat in his bath in 1793, an act which has later been seen as patriotic? Charlotte Corday
  88. Which guerilla leader during the Irish War of Independence was assassinated in 1922? Micheal Collins
  89. Which Roman Emperor was allegedy killed by his wife, Aggripina, in AD54? Claudius
  90. Which is the only British Prime Minister to have been assassinated? Spencer Perceval
  91. Politician Airey Neave was assassinated in Westminster in 1979 – how was the killing carried out? Car Bomb
  92. Which British jounalist was shot outside her home in Fulham 1999? Jill Dando
  93. Whose last words were “Et Tu Brute” according to Shakespeare? Julius Ceasar
  94. Which Gerry Anderson TV character is modelled upon James Garner? Troy Tempest
  95. Mel Gibson (1990) and Kenneth Branagh (1996) have both played which character in movies? Hamlet
  96. Which president was shot whilst reviewing a military parade in October 1981? Anwar Sadat
  97. Which Latin term, usually applied to legal evidence, means ‘at first sight’? PRIMA FACIE
  98. What was the character name of TV’s ‘The Saint’? SIMON TEMPLAR
  99. In literature, who was the best known pupil of Greyfriar’s School? BILLY BUNTER
  100. What is the alternative common name for a Black Leopard? PANTHER
  101. O.K.SO WHERE ARE THE ANSWERS??? try highlighting


It seems to me that all this mass hysteria about the followers of the Muslim faith (whipped up by One newspaper in particular and also a political [?] party claiming to be putting Britain first) is now getting out of hand. I think history is repeating itself.

Between the world wars there was, in Germany, a huge anti Jew movement with Synagogues being daubed with paint and being burnt. Followers of the religion were ridiculed, beaten up and murdered. They were made second, no, third class citizens. Their lives were made a misery and the perpetrators marched, shouted and bullied and held their mass meetings until they went home to their families and children with a self-centred smile on their faces. They felt good, stating that God was on their side, and they were doing good work.

Then war broke out and the anti-Jew movement strengthened

They made up stories about the Jews and towards the end the Jews were not allowed to own anything nor even to live where they wanted to. They were moved into ghettoes and eventually to various camps “for a better life”

entrance to Auschwitz (To work is to live)

entrance to Auschwitz
(To work is to live)

I visited one of those camps recently and I saw for myself the appalling conditions that those people had to endure. Everything was based on humiliation beginning with the mode of transport to the camp (cattle truck, vastly overcrowded), to all hair being shaved to all possessions being confiscated

Even those who were murdered had their prostheses and gold fillings taken (14kg gold extracted per month)

I saw the punishment cells and the gallows. I saw the crematoria and the gas chambers. I saw the execution wall and the mass of murdered children’s clothes. I felt the tears in my eyes at the thought of all this going on at the hands of other human beings who went home to their wives and children at the end of their duties

The execution Wall

The execution Wall









Entrance to the "Showers" (gas chamber)

Entrance to the “Showers” (gas chamber)

Baby's Clothes

Baby’s Clothes








Afterwards I was talking to a fellow visitor and expressed my fears about history repeating itself to be faced with the reply “So what’s wrong with that?” Words fail me! What hope has the human race?